Momologues

My husband promised not to tell me if I pooped during labor. Of course, I asked him anyway. He just stared at me - terrified. ~~~

I can remember one evening shortly after returning to work after maternity leave and coming home from work/daycare with both girls....

I’m going to start in the middle, on the day my husband forgot to show up. The day I gave birth to my second child. He showed up in body...