Momologues

I’d done the single parent deal, and the “force it to work because we have a kid” situation. I’d made multiple attempts over the first 6...

“Mom, can I see your vagina?!” “No honey.” “Ok moma, it’s beautiful.”

Around age 3 my daughter asked me why girls have two butts. “We don’t have two butts, just one.” I said. “I have two. My little butt (her...

I gained a lot of weight during my late thirties pregnancies. I nursed two babies for a combination of 51 months. Both left my body with...

My daughter discovered a tampon in an old purse of mine and said,”I know what this is for. Girls but them up their butts to keep babies...

"They don’t tell you so much. They can’t. No one can tell you what it will be like to be ten days overdue, lost in a hazy world of...

Right around the time I was figuring out that I was infact pregnant I vomited in a trash can at Save-U-More. It was in the front...

When my daughter was about four she finally noticed that her Dad's parts were different than hers. We were taking a family sauna and she...

Five days after my due date, there was still no baby, no effacement, and I was not dilated at all. Being diagnosed with an “incompetent...