Dec 13, 2020My partner deserves it. I do too. I’d done the single parent deal, and the “force it to work because we have a kid” situation. I’d made multiple attempts over the first 6...
Dec 13, 2020Can I see your vagina? “Mom, can I see your vagina?!” “No honey.” “Ok moma, it’s beautiful.”
Dec 13, 2020I have two butts. Around age 3 my daughter asked me why girls have two butts. “We don’t have two butts, just one.” I said. “I have two. My little butt (her...
Dec 13, 2020MOMMM! You are beautiful!I gained a lot of weight during my late thirties pregnancies. I nursed two babies for a combination of 51 months. Both left my body with...
Dec 13, 2020Chi chiMy daughter discovered a tampon in an old purse of mine and said,”I know what this is for. Girls but them up their butts to keep babies...
Dec 13, 2020They don’t tell you so much. They can’t."They don’t tell you so much. They can’t. No one can tell you what it will be like to be ten days overdue, lost in a hazy world of...
Dec 7, 2020"Get it All Out" Kind of VomitingRight around the time I was figuring out that I was infact pregnant I vomited in a trash can at Save-U-More. It was in the front...
Dec 7, 2020Dumb vaginasWhen my daughter was about four she finally noticed that her Dad's parts were different than hers. We were taking a family sauna and she...
Dec 7, 2020Incompetent CervixFive days after my due date, there was still no baby, no effacement, and I was not dilated at all. Being diagnosed with an “incompetent...